Primitive Camping & Bushcraft

The cheap Hammock That Beats My $300 Ones

Episode Summary

In this episode, I share my first-hand experience with the Mitzli hammock, a uniquely designed camping hammock that solves many of the common problems hammock campers face. From setup to comfort and durability, I break down why it’s now my official go-to gear for Speir Outdoors trips, and I close with a reminder of where real peace and safety come from.

Episode Notes

In this campfire conversation, I take you through my in-depth review of the Mitzli hammock — a design that eliminates the claustrophobic feel, net-in-your-face annoyance, and cramped sleeping space that turn so many people away from hammock camping. I share how it compares to other hammocks I’ve tried, including $200–$300 models that didn’t deliver, and why the Mitzli’s spacious tent-like interior, quality build, and lifetime warranty won me over. You’ll get all the details on setup, weight, materials, and the rainfly that comes with it.

I also dive into a devotional moment from Psalm 4:8, reminding us that real peace and safety don’t just come from good gear — they come from trusting God, even in life’s most difficult seasons. Whether you’re an experienced camper or just getting started, this episode offers a mix of practical gear advice, personal stories, and encouragement to keep your faith strong in and out of the woods.

hammock with rain fly: https://amzn.to/4fEwpHS
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Episode Transcription

(upbeat music)

 

Welcome to the Primitive

 

Camping and Bushcraft Podcast.

 

I'm your host, Chris Speir.

 

So here we're gonna talk about gear,

 

red and the kind of stories

 

you only get around the fire.

 

It's all about learning, adapting

 

and keeping your faith strong.

 

So whether you're a seasoned outdoorsman

 

or just looking to unplug and reconnect,

 

you're in the right place.

 

So pull up a chair by the

 

fire and let's get into it.

 

Well, welcome back to

 

the fire, my friends.

 

Today, we're talking about hammocks.

 

But not just any hammock,

 

I'm going to share my

 

experience and thoughts with you

 

about the Mitzli (Meets-lee).

 

Yeah, I believe that's right.

 

It's a weird

 

pronunciation, it's a weird spelling.

 

And actually the spelling

 

is Aztec, I believe it is.

 

And it's hard for us

 

English speakers to speak,

 

but it's Mitzli hammocks.

 

And it's one of the more unique and

 

comfortable hammocks

 

that options that I have

 

seen for camping or backpacking.

 

Now, if you're like me,

 

hammocks aren't just a sleeping option,

 

they are the way of

 

life for the outdoors.

 

Now in my book,

 

"Primitive Camping in Bushcraft"

 

on page 96 and 97, I

 

talk all about hammocks.

 

That it reads, "I usually

 

use a hammock when I camp

 

because of the simplicity and comfort

 

and I'm not eager to sleep on the ground.

 

I don't know who is really.

 

The only problem with the

 

hammock is finding two trees

 

that are perfectly spaced apart.

 

If the trees are too close,

 

the hammock will sag in the middle,

 

making for a very

 

uncomfortable night's sleep.

 

If the trees are too far apart,

 

you have to use

 

extensions or tree straps.

 

They're often sold

 

separate from the hammocks

 

and hang those to be able

 

to make your hammock higher

 

because of sagging.

 

But it will be more comfortable

 

than if the trees were too close.

 

Now that's just a little excerpt there.

 

And I love camping with a hammock.

 

One, in the South Mississippi,

 

it is warm most of the year round.

 

Two, it keeps you up off the ground.

 

And three, it's just more

 

comfortable than the ground.

 

I absolutely, I can't

 

stand sleeping on the ground.

 

So, you know, a lot of folks try hammocks

 

and they give up

 

because they either don't have

 

the right one or they don't

 

know how to set it up right.

 

They complain that the

 

net was touching their face

 

and they felt claustrophobic or cramped

 

and it wasn't worth the trouble.

 

So that's where this

 

Meetsley design really shines.

 

Let me tell you, for the past two days,

 

I have been filming a

 

video on this scene.

 

Actually longer than two days,

 

but I have really been

 

working on this thing

 

for the past couple of days.

 

And we're gonna get into all the details

 

and everything about this.

 

You know, primitive camping and bushcraft

 

and going out camping and

 

stuff is all about being able

 

to talk about certain

 

products and stuff like that.

 

And so I'm not trying

 

to sell you anything.

 

Don't get me wrong.

 

I will let you know if

 

something comes along

 

that I feel or I deem

 

is great value to me,

 

but I'll let you make the determination

 

and you decide whether

 

or not that is something

 

that you would like because I personally,

 

I don't feel like I

 

should be the kind of person

 

that pushes products on people, you know?

 

Yeah, I get paid

 

commissions here and there

 

for different things.

 

But I'm not here for the money.

 

I'm here for the information, you know?

 

Information leads to transformation.

 

Transformation leads to a

 

better time in the woods.

 

And so that's the

 

same way with the Bible.

 

Are you reading the Bible for information

 

or are you reading your

 

Bible for transformation?

 

So, but I know I used to

 

be one of those last August

 

last August I went on a camping trip.

 

It was so hot, it was like 109 degrees.

 

It was so hot during the day,

 

but we were kayaking down the river

 

and we got to the spot, Dave and I,

 

and we got to this little spot

 

and we decided to camp out there.

 

And so we hung our lay flat hammocks.

 

And man, let me tell you, I

 

wanted to love that hammock.

 

I wanted a real good lay flat hammock.

 

And we got it set up

 

and all it did all night

 

was try to flip me out.

 

It was, you could not

 

move in that hammock.

 

And it was just miserable.

 

And I kept waking up

 

every hour on the hour,

 

claustrophobic, the bug net

 

was hitting me in the face.

 

And there was just no wind.

 

I didn't have any kind of

 

fan or anything like that

 

or any, it was just hot and miserable.

 

I sweat it all night long.

 

And then about five

 

o'clock in the morning,

 

cooled off long enough for me to be cool,

 

cool as in like cover up with a sheet.

 

So, but anyway, this meets the hammock,

 

what makes it different?

 

So this hammock has a fixed bug net

 

that creates more of

 

a tent like interior.

 

And the way it's built,

 

the net stays off your face

 

so you can stretch out without feeling

 

any kind of claustrophobia

 

or any kind of crampedness.

 

And it's got so much room in there.

 

It's ridiculous.

 

It's almost like

 

sleeping on a full size bed.

 

It comes in two different sizes.

 

This thing is large.

 

The large is 106 inches by 55 inches.

 

And the extra large is 118 by 71.

 

That thing is huge.

 

I mean, 72 inches is as tall as me.

 

I'm 72 inches.

 

That's six foot.

 

I mean, come on now.

 

It's 10 foot by six foot.

 

Just over 10 foot, eight inches longer.

 

And 118 inches by 71 inches.

 

So this is crazy.

 

So if you want to curl up

 

small, go with the large.

 

If you'd like to spread out and lay

 

kind of diagonally for comfort,

 

then you go with the extra large.

 

And what I have is the extra large.

 

I mean, this dude, let me

 

tell you about this thing.

 

It is like laying

 

down in a full size bed.

 

I just said that while I

 

go without the mattress.

 

It is nice and cool.

 

And we're going to get

 

into what it's made with

 

and all that stuff here shortly.

 

But it is nice and cool.

 

It was 98, 99-ish degrees today.

 

And it was about 90% humidity.

 

It was supposed to

 

threaten the rain all day long,

 

but it never did, but it

 

was hot and I sweated a lot.

 

But this thing, I got up

 

in it and it was amazing.

 

It was enough room to stay cool.

 

You're not overly heated.

 

You're not bunched up.

 

You're not claustrophobic.

 

And I know I said that a

 

couple of times in this.

 

And when I go back and review it,

 

I'm going to be like, oh, I said

 

claustrophobic 100 times.

 

But dude, claustrophobia when

 

you're hot really does matter.

 

So it's built with a

 

durable parachute nylon

 

and it's triple stitched.

 

All the seams are triple stitched.

 

The netting is fine

 

enough to keep out no seams.

 

So that's the claim.

 

I haven't seen that yet.

 

I have not used that yet, but it is fine.

 

It is extremely,

 

extremely, extremely fine.

 

This is the finest net I have ever seen

 

on a bug net for a hammock.

 

And I mean this, I'm telling you now,

 

it is almost, it almost

 

don't even look like a net.

 

It almost just looks

 

like sheer see-through,

 

sheer like clothing.

 

So the hardware is all solid.

 

It's got extremely good carabiners.

 

And the whole thing is,

 

believe this, watch this now.

 

Listen to me when I say this.

 

The whole thing is machine washable.

 

Are you kidding me?

 

I mean, really?

 

Come on, dude.

 

You could throw your

 

hammock in the washing machine.

 

That's crazy.

 

So here's what gets it.

 

So I carry, typically

 

carry a DD three by three tarp

 

and I carry a separate hammock.

 

Now for years, I have

 

used the East Hills Outdoors

 

and I have used that

 

thing, the Jungle Explorer.

 

It was big enough and it was pretty cool,

 

but it did not do like this one does.

 

And it has spreader bars,

 

which opens everything up

 

kind of like a tent.

 

You put this tent bar in

 

there, tent stake in there

 

and it's kind of arched

 

and it locks in on each side

 

and then it just balloons out.

 

And that way you have

 

plenty, plenty, plenty of room.

 

And I think we'll get

 

into it here in a minute,

 

but it is for up to 600 pounds

 

is what they're claiming this thing.

 

I haven't tested that theory out

 

because I don't wanna put

 

three people up inside of a,

 

three 200 pound people up

 

inside this thing to find out.

 

But if it's an extra,

 

extra large hammock,

 

it should be able to

 

take care of two adults.

 

So you and your significant other.

 

So the thing about the

 

weight is it's 2.7 pounds

 

for the large and 3.2

 

pounds for the extra large.

 

And that's totally

 

reasonable for, you know,

 

if you're hiking or

 

backpacking or whatnot.

 

And are you tossing it

 

into a boat or canoe or kayak

 

or something of the such, you know,

 

it packs down pretty

 

small to not be a burden.

 

Now, the only thing that

 

I've found the drawback is that

 

the aluminum bars or the

 

aluminum stakes, not stakes,

 

tent poles, the aluminum poles,

 

which fluff it out for

 

the bird net, bird net.

 

I just saw a bird fly by for the bug net.

 

That is, the package

 

is gonna be that long.

 

And so we're talking, it's

 

about 14 inches, all right.

 

So it does make it maybe 12 to 14 inches,

 

but it does make it kind of long.

 

Cause you could

 

possibly fold it down smaller

 

if it was not been for those poles.

 

But it's still not that bad

 

because I could still get it

 

fit inside my Rothko European rucksack.

 

And I have used this

 

rucksack now for many trips.

 

And I'm telling you right now, this is,

 

I love this backpack.

 

I love the backpack.

 

I have had several

 

backpacks and who to thunk,

 

who to thunk that I would have now size

 

from a 75 liter backpack all the way down

 

to a 30 liter backpack.

 

And then had enough, you know,

 

when you first start

 

out bigger is better.

 

Whenever you, you know, what's his name?

 

Morse Kohanski said it the best.

 

He said that the more you

 

know, the less you carry.

 

And that is so true when you're out there

 

in the great outdoors

 

practicing your bushcraft,

 

your survival, you know,

 

your primitive camping,

 

the more you know, the less you carry.

 

And that's so true.

 

I got my backpack down to 19 pounds.

 

I can still whittle

 

some weight off of it.

 

But some of the

 

things that I got in there

 

are convenience items that I

 

want just to have, you know,

 

that I want to, you

 

know, they're like toys.

 

And, you know, I want

 

them just to do them.

 

So, but at 3.2 pounds, the

 

thing does not weigh bad.

 

It's not bad at all.

 

My other hammock was

 

right at four pounds,

 

four point four pounds,

 

eight ounces, I believe.

 

Four and a half pounds, actually.

 

So this is lighter, but I did not weigh,

 

I did not weigh the rainfly.

 

I did not weigh the rainfly.

 

Shame on me for doing that.

 

So that's, this weight

 

is totally reasonable

 

for backpacking or tossing into a canoe

 

or some other conveyance when

 

you head out into the woods.

 

Now set up is straightforward.

 

It's got carabiners,

 

it's got tree straps,

 

and you're done.

 

That's it.

 

And I'll just say that

 

you feed those little bars

 

right through, it looks just like a tent.

 

You feed that little bar

 

right through that little hole,

 

that, well, what do you call that?

 

That sleeve.

 

It's a sleeve.

 

You feed that little pole

 

right through that sleeve,

 

and then you lock it in on one side,

 

and you lock it in on the other.

 

Now, I'm not going to

 

talk about tree protection.

 

I get so many

 

comments on my YouTube pages

 

and my TikTok pages and all

 

my pages that they're like,

 

oh, you're going to kill that tree.

 

That strap's going to kill that tree.

 

And I'm like, dude,

 

are you kidding me, man?

 

Are you kidding me?

 

Yeah, let's not go there.

 

All right.

 

So I'm not going to talk about that.

 

Just get your straps on a

 

solid tree and you're good to go.

 

It's an easy system,

 

and it all packs away

 

without wrestling very much.

 

Now, let's talk about the

 

rain fly, the tarp, the cover.

 

This thing that comes with it,

 

this tarp is comparable to the Double D

 

3x3 in build quality.

 

It has built-in ridgelines.

 

It has a built-in ridgeline,

 

and it's got grommets, sewn-in grommets,

 

and everything for the ridgeline,

 

specifically sewn-in to be a ridgeline.

 

And you've seen this kind

 

of stuff before probably.

 

So the only thing I did not like about it

 

was the fact that they gave you some of

 

those little plastic,

 

kind of looked like at the

 

ends of a tarp or a tent,

 

whenever they give you

 

those little guy outlines,

 

the tensioners.

 

And they wanted you to use that to

 

tension the tarp up with.

 

And I'm like, no.

 

So what I did is I put a

 

overhand loop knot on one side,

 

and I went around the

 

tree and used the toggle.

 

Then I made a prusik knot

 

for both ends of the fly,

 

and a prusik loop, I'm sorry,

 

and then put the toggle

 

through there and tightened it up.

 

And then on the other

 

end, I used a trucker hitch,

 

and it seemed to work

 

out perfectly fine for me.

 

And the video is gonna

 

come up in the next few days

 

or something like that.

 

Or by the time this podcast hits,

 

it would have already been

 

out for a couple of days.

 

But when you're out there in the woods

 

and you're setting this dude up,

 

it is almost the right, the same quality

 

as the DD three by three.

 

The only, I'd say not

 

downfall, but the only difference,

 

let's say, the

 

difference is the coverage.

 

It is not a full three

 

meters by three meters,

 

and it is kind of octagon type shaped.

 

It does have a zipper

 

portion in the middle

 

where you can flip a

 

fly up over the top of it,

 

and it will latch to the ridge line.

 

And then you can get in

 

and out of your hammock

 

as you please there,

 

or you can just leave it the way it is.

 

And it does have a rain zipper over that.

 

And I was hoping it would rain today,

 

that way I could test

 

this dude out completely.

 

I wanted to test it

 

out, put it up, set it up,

 

set it out, hold nine yards,

 

see what it did in the

 

rain, but it did not rain.

 

So I got the hammock still setting up.

 

And I set it up here at

 

Kent, what the heck, yesterday.

 

And I was like, no,

 

that's not a good enough video.

 

I want to set up the entire thing.

 

So I shot the whole thing.

 

I got halfway through,

 

I spent hours recording this thing,

 

and my microphone come

 

unplugged halfway through.

 

So I'm gonna have to

 

do some voiceover work

 

and stuff like that.

 

So it's not, it is what it is.

 

If stuff like that didn't happen to me,

 

we would not have a Spear Outdoors

 

or Primitive Camp in

 

the Bushcraft Podcast

 

or any of that, because

 

that is the story of my life.

 

This kind of stuff happens

 

all day, every single day.

 

Now,

 

the Mitzley is one of those hammocks

 

you could live out of for several days

 

without feeling like

 

you're sacrificing comfort.

 

Because I literally felt

 

like I was laying flat.

 

I'm going to be giving

 

this a good camping trip

 

and trying it out for a couple of days.

 

And I will let you know,

 

but I already emailed

 

the company and said,

 

hey, I love this hammock.

 

And I am gonna be using this hammock

 

as my official hammock for all of my

 

Spear Outdoors videos.

 

So it's gonna be

 

ingrained in all my videos

 

from here on out, because I mean,

 

for the price, you can't beat it.

 

This hammock is $69 on

 

Amazon with the rainfly.

 

$69.

 

Now I have in my position

 

some $200 to $300 hammocks

 

that were sent to me for

 

videos that I'm sorry or horrible.

 

I cannot sleep in them.

 

And I'm talking, we're

 

talking top of the line hammocks,

 

top quality hammocks.

 

And some of these are

 

featured on big name TV shows,

 

big name survival people use them.

 

And I cannot stand these hammocks.

 

I can't do it.

 

So, and this, that is

 

everything about gear and equipment.

 

What works for you

 

probably won't work for me.

 

And what works for me is

 

not gonna work for you.

 

There's a happy medium in there.

 

And that's why we're all different.

 

If we were all the same,

 

what kind of a boring life would this be?

 

And how rich would all the,

 

all the outdoor brand companies be?

 

Because we would all buy the same thing.

 

It would be a monopoly.

 

So I have some two,

 

between two and $300 hammocks.

 

Dave can vouch because he's got one too.

 

And they are not.

 

And I'm sorry, but they are

 

not the best hammock there.

 

Yeah, they are, I know.

 

So I'm in a tent by

 

some no-seams out here

 

and some skeeter bugs, but that's okay.

 

The show must go on.

 

So when you're laying in your hammock

 

and you got your net all zipped up

 

and you feel secure,

 

you ain't got no bugs.

 

You don't have any worries.

 

It's just you and the

 

great outdoors, the quiet.

 

That completely reminds me

 

of Psalm four verse eight.

 

"In peace, I will lie

 

down and sleep for you alone,

 

"Lord, make me dwell in safety."

 

Out here in the woods,

 

you realize that safety doesn't just come

 

from a well-built

 

hammock or a good bug netting.

 

Those things help,

 

but real peace comes from trusting

 

that God is watching over you.

 

Whether you're out under the stars,

 

you're in a tent in a hammock

 

or walking through the hardest moments

 

of your life, knowing that

 

God is there watching over you

 

and leading you is the

 

best part of the whole thing.

 

And like I kind of

 

touched on the other day,

 

my wife and I are, we're walking through

 

some very difficult,

 

difficult, difficult circumstances.

 

And it is very hard

 

for us to walk through

 

and it is very easy for

 

us to throw in the tension

 

and the towel, it is

 

very easy for us to look

 

at each other and get

 

aggravated with each other.

 

But we can't do that.

 

We have to trust that God is in charge,

 

that God is in control.

 

And through the

 

circumstances, through the situations,

 

we do see his hand in it.

 

His hand has been in it all

 

the way from the beginning.

 

It's just hard to

 

understand different things.

 

And once it's all said and done

 

and you're able to look

 

back, you'll be like, wow.

 

How did that work out like that?

 

And that's how we're looking at it.

 

We're gonna get there and

 

eventually I'll be to the point

 

where I could divulge the

 

entire thing, maybe, maybe not.

 

(laughs) So if you've been on

 

the fence about hammies,

 

the Mitzley M-I-Z-T-L-I is worth a look.

 

I promise you, it is worth the look.

 

It's not the cheapest, but

 

it's not the most expensive,

 

but it is built to last and

 

it solves a lot of the problems

 

that people have when

 

they go hammock camping.

 

Now, I also emailed them and said,

 

do you have an underquilt?

 

If they had an underquilt for

 

this thing, let me tell you,

 

this hammock is a game

 

changer for the price.

 

So, I am a firm believer that

 

you can get good quality gear

 

for a decent price.

 

And if you do, then if

 

something happens to it,

 

you will spend the same amount of money

 

for the same piece of gear

 

over and over and over and over.

 

Morin knife, I got the

 

Garber, it's 67 or 70 bucks.

 

It is a good piece of gear.

 

BPS knives, $35.

 

It is a good knife.

 

Tony Powers has a Bobcat model

 

that I purchased for 120 bucks.

 

It is an amazing knife.

 

It is handmade, he made

 

it and I bought it from him

 

for $120 and it is my

 

number one go-to knife.

 

But for years I used the Morin knife

 

because it was cheap

 

and because it was replaceable.

 

And for years I've used the BPS knife.

 

I remember when the BPS

 

knife first showed up,

 

I was like, man, this

 

is an awesome knife.

 

And then I remember

 

whenever I skinned my first hog

 

with the BPS knife and I

 

said that I will never skin

 

an animal without that knife again,

 

because that was,

 

typically any knife I've ever used,

 

skinning a hog went dull before I got

 

done skinning a hog.

 

And this knife held its edge

 

through the whole time skinning that hog.

 

But my point is if you

 

find gear that works for you

 

that is relatively cheap, inexpensive,

 

and is easily to be

 

replaced if something happens,

 

it is worth it.

 

If you go and spend four

 

or $500, oh, oh, oh, oh,

 

let me back up.

 

For $69, did I mention

 

that this hammock comes

 

and the fly comes

 

with a lifetime warranty?

 

Yes, sir, it comes

 

with a lifetime warranty.

 

That blew my mind.

 

So for $69, this thing has won me over

 

and it has a lifetime warranty.

 

I mean, come on, man, for a $69 hammock,

 

you cannot beat that.

 

You can't beat that.

 

So if you've been on

 

the fence about hammocks,

 

the Mitzley MIZ-TLI is

 

definitely 100% worth the look.

 

It's not the cheapest, but

 

it's not the most expensive,

 

but it is built to last and

 

it solves a lot of the problems

 

that people have when

 

they go hammock camping.

 

And remember, just like

 

you need the right shelter

 

in the woods, you need the

 

right foundation in life.

 

There's no better

 

foundation than trusting

 

the one who gives real peace and safety.

 

So that's it for today's

 

campfire talk down here

 

at Camp What the Heck.

 

And drop your hammock setup

 

and your tips in the comments.

 

Head on over to

 

Primitive Camping in Bushcraft,

 

the group on Facebook.

 

Join the group and get

 

into the discussion with us.

 

And as always, in all of your ways,

 

acknowledge him and he

 

will direct your path.

 

Thanks for sitting

 

around the fire with me today.

 

If this episode gave you

 

something to think about,

 

if it helped you feel a

 

little bit more prepared

 

or it even stirred your faith a tiny bit,

 

go ahead and share it with someone else

 

who might need it as well.

 

We don't go camping

 

to run away from life.

 

We come out here to

 

slow down and recharge.

 

So grab another log,

 

throw it on the fire,

 

and remember this, in all

 

your ways, acknowledge him

 

and he will direct your path.

 

I'll see you next time.

 

God bless you.