Primitive Camping & Bushcraft

Fireside Talk: Real Talk from an Overnight Kayak Campout

Episode Summary

Chris and Dave sit down around the campfire during an overnight kayak trip to talk about camping, faith, and real life experiences. They share laughs, answer surprise questions, and reflect on how time outdoors shapes both their thinking and their Faith Walk.

Episode Notes

Fireside Talk: Overnight Kayak Trip on Black Creek

In this special long-form episode of the Primitive Camping & Bushcraft Podcast, host Chris Speir is joined by his good friend Dave for an unfiltered, unscripted fireside chat on the banks of Black Creek, Mississippi. Recorded during an overnight kayaking trip while testing out Vibe Kayaks, this episode blends bushcraft knowledge, spiritual reflections, and campfire storytelling in a way that only the outdoors can inspire.

This is more than just a conversation — it’s a slow burn. The fire pops, crickets chirp, and two friends talk about gear, survival, faith, and the outdoors with the kind of honesty that only comes when the cameras are low and the stars are out.

Highlights from the Episode:

The top 3 items they’d take on a primitive camping trip (spoiler: T-bone steaks make an appearance)

What to do if you lose all your gear halfway down the river

How to use willow bark to make cordage

Scariest outdoor experiences (wild hogs, gators, getting lost as a kid)

Funny camp mishaps and dumb injuries

The worst camp meal (or why Armadillo Stew is better than you'd think)

Reflections on faith, creation, and feeling close to God in the wilderness

One piece of advice they’d leave their grandkids about living outdoors

Also Discussed:

Why everyone thinks they can start a fire with sticks (but most can't)

The real reason you should always wear a life jacket

Whether a knife and tarp are really enough to survive for a week

The importance of learning how to use a compass and topographic map

What most people get wrong about camping and survival

This episode kicks off the Fireside Talk series — raw, campfire conversations that are part survival, part spiritual, and fully human. Whether you're paddling down a river, hanging a tarp, or sipping coffee by your own fire, this one's for you.

 Join the conversation in the Primitive Camping & Bushcraft Facebook group. Let us know what your top 3 items would be… or share your own story of faith in the outdoors.

Outro Thought

“We don’t go camping to run from life. We come out here to slow down and recharge…
So grab another log, throw it on the fire, and remember this:
In all your ways, acknowledge Him — and He will direct your path.”

Thanks for sitting by the fire with us.

Episode Transcription

(upbeat music)

 

Welcome to the

 

Primitive Camping

 

at Bushcraft

 

Podcast.

 

I'm your host,

 

Chris Speir.

 

So here, we're

 

gonna talk about

 

gear, grit,

 

and the kind of

 

stories you only

 

get

 

around a fire.

 

It's all about

 

learning,

 

adapting,

 

and keeping your

 

faith strong.

 

So whether you're

 

a seasoned

 

outdoorsman

 

or just looking

 

to unplug and

 

reconnect,

 

you're in the

 

right place.

 

So pull up a

 

chair by the fire

 

and let's get

 

into it.

 

We just had a

 

T-bone

 

steak dinner.

 

We just had a

 

whole pound and a

 

half potato,

 

some oyster

 

mushrooms, and

 

some onions.

 

And I have with

 

me, my good

 

friend, Dave.

 

We're kayaking.

 

We're testing out

 

the vibe kayaks

 

and we're going

 

down the river

 

and we decided to

 

stop over and

 

have a

 

good dinner.

 

But tonight, what

 

we're gonna do is

 

take you a little

 

bit

 

different journey

 

than what we

 

normally do.

 

Typically, we

 

talk about the

 

bushcraft stuff.

 

So what I've done

 

is I've prepared

 

several

 

questions.

 

Dave has not

 

heard the

 

questions.

 

(laughing)

 

So tell everybody

 

a little bit

 

about

 

yourself, Dave.

 

So where are you

 

from and

 

what do you do?

 

And how in the

 

world did you end

 

up here?

 

Whoo, boy.

 

My name's David

 

Smith and

 

I'm not sure

 

which camera I'm

 

supposed to be

 

looking at.

 

Oh, that one?

 

All right.

 

(laughing)

 

Yeah, so I've

 

lived in pretty

 

much right here

 

in South

 

Mississippi my

 

whole life.

 

Most of it,

 

pastor of a

 

little church

 

in a beautiful

 

town called

 

McNeil,

 

Mississippi.

 

Blink and you'll

 

miss it.

 

Met up with

 

Chris,

 

good to see.

 

Getting close to

 

a year now, huh?

 

Yeah, I'm

 

not mother.

 

Yeah, we hit it

 

off pretty quick.

 

Got involved in a

 

boy's ministry

 

together

 

and you enjoy

 

coming out here

 

and spending time

 

on the outdoors.

 

Yeah, so we've

 

been coming

 

camping.

 

Last year we came

 

down to

 

same creek

 

in the middle of

 

August of

 

all time.

 

I mean, it was

 

hot, it was

 

miserable.

 

It's about as hot

 

as this fire is

 

right now.

 

But whenever-- It's still

 

fun, yeah.

 

Yeah, it was fun.

 

It was good

 

times, I

 

enjoyed it.

 

I really did

 

enjoy it.

 

But it was still

 

miserable.

 

(laughing)

 

So what we're

 

gonna do today is

 

I'm gonna ask a

 

couple of

 

questions.

 

We're gonna talk

 

about, hash some

 

stuff out,

 

talk about what

 

we're doing, why

 

we're doing it,

 

and then move on

 

to different

 

questions.

 

So Dave, if you

 

could only bring

 

three things

 

on a trip like

 

this, what would

 

they be?

 

If you could only

 

bring three

 

things, what

 

would you bring?

 

A way to

 

start a fire.

 

Right.

 

Sure way to

 

start a fire.

 

I probably

 

wouldn't even go

 

with the

 

big liner.

 

I'd rather go

 

with a ferro rod

 

so that I knew I

 

wouldn't

 

mess it up.

 

Right.

 

A metal container

 

to bowl water in.

 

Right.

 

And a

 

T-bone state.

 

A T-bone state.

 

(laughing)

 

I guess, does

 

that include

 

shelter and

 

everything?

 

Everything.

 

There's three,

 

everything?

 

That's what it

 

is, it's

 

three things.

 

Just what I was

 

wearing.

 

I guess I would

 

have to

 

have a tarp.

 

Oh, okay.

 

Now something

 

makes a little

 

shelter.

 

You can wrap up

 

in a tarp, you

 

can use a tarp

 

as your shelter,

 

you can use it to

 

keep the

 

rain off of you.

 

A tarp is way

 

more versatile

 

than people

 

actually think.

 

And people

 

actually, they're

 

like, oh, it's

 

just a tarp.

 

No, it's not,

 

it's a shelter.

 

It could be, you

 

can put that

 

thing close to

 

the fire

 

in such a way to

 

where if it was

 

freezing outside,

 

you'd be sweating

 

on the inside of

 

it, you know,

 

a super shelter.

 

And even if you

 

don't have

 

cordage,

 

you can still

 

utilize the tarp.

 

I mean, we

 

usually show

 

videos of hanging

 

the tarp

 

and using the

 

ridge line and

 

the guy lines

 

and all that

 

stuff, but I

 

mean, if you,

 

I still prefer to

 

have a tarp even

 

if I didn't

 

have that,

 

if I had to make

 

a way to

 

tie it down

 

or stake it with

 

sticks or

 

whatever, you

 

know, just.

 

So, and being in

 

South

 

Mississippi,

 

there are vines

 

everywhere.

 

And you can walk

 

up to these vines

 

and they have

 

little runners on

 

them and you can

 

use that.

 

They make great

 

cordage, but the

 

theme with that

 

is they dry out

 

real quick

 

and they become

 

extremely

 

brittle.

 

So.

 

Did I guess the

 

same three that

 

you would

 

have said?

 

Well.

 

I've been

 

listening to you

 

for a

 

little while.

 

I know.

 

And I was like,

 

wait a second,

 

somebody

 

read my book.

 

(laughing)

 

So definitely I'd

 

have a metal

 

container.

 

I definitely have

 

a ferro rod

 

and mine would

 

probably

 

be a knife,

 

a knife, a ferro

 

rod and a metal

 

container.

 

Simply because

 

like I

 

demonstrated

 

last year,

 

last November or

 

whatever it was,

 

that you could

 

build a shelter

 

out of leaves

 

and you know,

 

stuff like that.

 

But, you know,

 

tarp's

 

great to have.

 

Love having a

 

tarp, you know,

 

but I love being

 

able to cut

 

something,

 

sharpen

 

the stick.

 

That's a really

 

tough one for me

 

in between tarp

 

and knife.

 

Yeah.

 

You know,

 

cutting tool.

 

Yeah.

 

I look at

 

it this way.

 

What is going to

 

help you make

 

more stuff

 

in the field?

 

And to me, that's

 

going to

 

be a knife.

 

A knife is going

 

to help me make

 

more items.

 

And so, I mean,

 

that's just

 

me though.

 

You know,

 

everybody's

 

different.

 

Ideally, unless I

 

was just doing it

 

just for the sake

 

of doing it,

 

I would never go

 

out into

 

the field

 

with only

 

three things.

 

Right.

 

You know

 

what I mean?

 

That's why they

 

do TV shows,

 

where they go out

 

with 10 things,

 

you know?

 

Yeah, they don't

 

even get

 

restricted

 

to three.

 

Yeah, with

 

three things,

 

I guess you could

 

look at it this

 

way too.

 

What would be

 

your top three

 

things you

 

would bring?

 

You know, that

 

would be

 

the top three.

 

Yeah.

 

As long as you

 

got a metal

 

container,

 

you can boil

 

your water.

 

You can have

 

something

 

to drink.

 

You won't have

 

dehydration.

 

You can cook your

 

food, you know?

 

You can use a

 

metal container

 

to make

 

charcoal off

 

to start more

 

fires and all

 

that kind

 

of stuff.

 

And also, hear me

 

out on this.

 

That metal

 

container can

 

boil the bark of

 

a willow tree

 

and then you can

 

make strong,

 

strong rope out

 

of that.

 

And so in order

 

to make rope out

 

of bark from a

 

willow tree,

 

you strip it down

 

and one inch

 

strips about,

 

yeah, a couple,

 

three feet long,

 

something

 

like that.

 

Boil it with

 

ashes from a fire

 

and then let it

 

dry out.

 

And then once it

 

dries out,

 

then you just

 

start working it

 

till it turns

 

into little

 

fibers and

 

twisting it,

 

you know

 

what I'm saying?

 

One more thing

 

you need to know.

 

Which one's the

 

willow tree?

 

Oh, don't worry.

 

We got a lot of

 

work here.

 

(laughing)

 

There's very

 

different

 

variations.

 

So my next

 

question is,

 

what is the

 

biggest mistake

 

you've ever made

 

on a river trip

 

like this?

 

Or, you know, any

 

kind of trip

 

going down

 

the river.

 

Camping trip,

 

hiking trip,

 

anything

 

like that.

 

Wow.

 

Hmm.

 

I don't have a

 

vast knowledge to

 

draw on.

 

I get, okay.

 

I'm not gonna say

 

that this has

 

ever bit me.

 

But looking back

 

on trips after

 

I've got home,

 

I've thought, you

 

know what?

 

I would have

 

liked to have

 

known the

 

area better,

 

scouted the maps,

 

known what's

 

north,

 

south, east,

 

and west in case

 

something happens

 

and you gotta

 

hike out

 

from the river.

 

Right now, if I

 

didn't

 

have my phone,

 

I wouldn't know

 

which way to go.

 

I don't know

 

which, I know

 

that's west

 

because the sun

 

set over there

 

earlier.

 

But other than

 

that, I don't

 

know which way

 

the closest road

 

is from where I'm

 

at right now.

 

So yeah, that's a

 

mistake.

 

That is a--

 

Not being

 

prepared.

 

Yeah, that's a

 

lack of

 

preparedness.

 

If something went

 

dreadfully wrong,

 

then the

 

situation is

 

compounded

 

because I didn't

 

know my stuff

 

before

 

getting there.

 

Yeah.

 

So my biggest

 

mistake was being

 

on a river

 

in a small boat

 

with a bunch of

 

big boats

 

and I got flung

 

out of the boat.

 

So did the gas

 

tank, so did

 

everything,

 

except for my

 

young son

 

at the time.

 

And thank God I

 

made him always

 

wear the

 

life jacket.

 

And he had to

 

bring the boat

 

over there

 

to get me.

 

And here I am.

 

I didn't have my

 

life jacket on.

 

And then from

 

that day forward,

 

if you notice,

 

even if I'm in

 

shallow water, I

 

gotta life

 

jacket on

 

because ever

 

since I got

 

thrown out

 

of the boat,

 

that's my biggest

 

mistake of

 

ever boating

 

or coming down

 

the river.

 

Yeah, those

 

things are

 

important.

 

Now moving in our

 

summer trip, if

 

you remember,

 

we didn't wear

 

our life jackets.

 

But 99% of where

 

we were at on

 

this very creek

 

was six to eight

 

inches deep.

 

Yes.

 

That's a

 

different.

 

Today, the river

 

is up a good

 

bit higher.

 

We keep saying

 

river is

 

technically

 

creek,

 

but it's a pretty

 

good size creek.

 

Yeah.

 

Well, it flows

 

into the

 

Pascagoula River.

 

So it kind of

 

feeds that.

 

But yeah, I mean,

 

still though, I

 

always have a

 

life jacket

 

because you never

 

know what's

 

gonna happen.

 

And after that

 

day, I will

 

always wear a

 

life jacket on

 

anytime I

 

get in a boat.

 

Yeah.

 

And I don't care.

 

I did not do it

 

in my pond

 

at my house

 

whenever I did

 

the video

 

on the kayak.

 

Yeah.

 

Because I'm

 

at my house.

 

Yeah.

 

And you're within

 

easy swimming

 

distance

 

and you know

 

there's no snags

 

you're gonna get

 

smoked on.

 

But if I go to

 

the river,

 

the creeks,

 

or anything like

 

that, I always,

 

always have a

 

life

 

jacket on me.

 

And that's, you

 

know, that leads

 

up to

 

what's next.

 

If you lost all

 

your gear halfway

 

down this trip,

 

what would be the

 

first thing that

 

you made

 

or found?

 

What would be the

 

first thing you'd

 

look for

 

or the first

 

thing you

 

would make?

 

The boat.

 

A boat?

 

The boat.

 

The boat.

 

(laughing)

 

I wanna find the boat.

 

Yeah.

 

All right, let's

 

say you go down

 

through here,

 

hit some

 

rapids, go out.

 

The boat's gone.

 

And you hit your

 

head and the

 

boat's gone.

 

Yeah.

 

What

 

would be the--

 

You lost

 

everything.

 

Lost everything.

 

Yeah.

 

What would be the

 

first thing

 

that you do?

 

What would be the

 

first thing that

 

you either make

 

or the first

 

thing that you

 

either look for?

 

And being here in

 

South

 

Mississippi,

 

I have a couple

 

ideas and I wanna

 

bounce them off

 

of yours

 

and see how yours

 

is gonna go.

 

All right, well

 

the first thing

 

that I would do,

 

and I think this

 

is the most

 

important,

 

is stop.

 

Don't panic,

 

don't run off

 

willy-nilly.

 

Stop and get in a

 

safe place and

 

assess the

 

situation.

 

From there, it

 

depends on is it

 

cold, is it hot?

 

How wet did you

 

get when the boat

 

crashed in

 

the rapids?

 

Your soaked.

 

Yeah,

 

your soaked.

 

Is it cold,

 

is it warm?

 

I mean, it's

 

South

 

Mississippi,

 

it's hot.

 

Okay.

 

It ain't even

 

warm, it's hot.

 

That's fine.

 

Yeah, well the

 

first thing I'm

 

gonna do then

 

is find a safe

 

place to stay

 

because I know

 

that somebody

 

knows

 

where I'm at

 

and eventually

 

when I don't show

 

up there,

 

they're gonna

 

come looking.

 

So I'd probably

 

try to get a

 

sandbar somewhere

 

that I could be

 

seen and just--

 

It doesn't matter

 

where you go on

 

any rivers

 

nowadays,

 

somebody is

 

coming down

 

that river.

 

Yeah, sooner or later. Somebody's

 

gonna go fishing

 

sooner or later.

 

So, I mean, you

 

might stay a day,

 

you might stay

 

two days or

 

something

 

like that,

 

but eventually

 

you're

 

gonna get found.

 

And here,

 

especially in

 

this time

 

of year,

 

if it's not

 

really cold, it's

 

not the end of

 

the world

 

if you had to sit

 

on the sandbar

 

all night long.

 

You're not gonna

 

freeze to death

 

this time

 

of year.

 

So if I had

 

absolutely

 

nothing else to

 

do with anything,

 

I would just find

 

a safe sandbar

 

and just stay

 

right there.

 

So the first

 

thing that I

 

would do was find

 

my boat.

 

Because it ain't

 

gonna go too far

 

in this creek.

 

But there's

 

situations

 

like if you,

 

let's say you

 

were in Alaska

 

doing the

 

whitewater,

 

and some of that

 

stuff up there,

 

or some of the

 

other rapids in

 

other places,

 

Colorado or

 

wherever, you

 

would, if you

 

fell out,

 

your stuff's

 

gone, your

 

boat's gone.

 

It's just you and

 

then there is

 

totally

 

different.

 

In the

 

summertime, it's

 

still

 

gonna be cold.

 

You still catch

 

hyperthermia,

 

but I'm thinking

 

that the first

 

thing that I

 

would do

 

is find something

 

to shelter,

 

something to keep

 

me safe from the

 

elements,

 

depending on

 

what it is.

 

Here, it's gonna

 

be just get out

 

underneath

 

an oak tree

 

or whatever to

 

keep the sun from

 

beating

 

down on you.

 

But if it was the

 

wintertime,

 

then you're gonna

 

try to keep the

 

wind from

 

blowing on you

 

to keep you from

 

getting the

 

hyperthermia

 

and try to find a

 

way to

 

start a fire.

 

But one thing

 

that I can tell

 

you here in South

 

Mississippi

 

is that, and this

 

is a shame

 

to an extent,

 

but you will

 

always be able to

 

find cordage and

 

fish hooks

 

in South

 

Mississippi on a

 

creek, on

 

a river.

 

You will always do that.

 

We passed a trout

 

line coming

 

down today.

 

Trout lines,

 

people don't take

 

their trout lines

 

with them.

 

They don't bring

 

their, they don't

 

pick

 

their hooks up

 

or anything like

 

that, so you

 

would

 

always have a way

 

to procure

 

some food.

 

If you're in South

 

Mississippi.

 

Technically in

 

South

 

Mississippi,

 

you're not going

 

to get lost.

 

You're not gonna

 

stay lost for a

 

long time.

 

Yeah, not long

 

enough to start

 

it down here.

 

If you stay put.

 

The sun right

 

next gonna

 

come along.

 

He's looking for

 

his catfish or

 

crawfish

 

or alligator or

 

whatever.

 

And so he's gonna

 

come along and

 

get you,

 

you know?

 

So what is the

 

scariest moment

 

you've ever had outdoors?

 

You've ever had

 

outdoors.

 

Scariest moment

 

outdoors.

 

The scariest

 

outdoor moment.

 

So I'll go first

 

on this one.

 

Yeah, yeah, give

 

me a minute.

 

So I was actually

 

deer hunting

 

in Central

 

Mississippi in

 

the Delta.

 

And me and my

 

friend Scooter,

 

the guy that we

 

talked about,

 

he's the one, my

 

inspiration for

 

camp, what

 

the heck.

 

And a great,

 

great dude.

 

I wish he was

 

still here.

 

He would

 

love this.

 

He would eat this

 

up, man.

 

He made his

 

own kayak.

 

I mean, it was

 

amazing.

 

But yeah, we get

 

out there

 

and we were deer

 

hunting and it's

 

bow only.

 

I didn't

 

have a pistol.

 

And you know how

 

notorious I am

 

for not having a

 

flashlight

 

with me

 

whenever we're

 

going

 

through the woods.

 

So I always

 

forget my

 

flashlights.

 

And so I get out

 

there and it's

 

getting

 

close to dark.

 

And I hear this

 

(growling)

 

for like 10

 

seconds.

 

And I'm like, oh,

 

heck no.

 

I was like, I was

 

fixing to get out

 

and all I

 

got is a bow.

 

And I was like,

 

dude, that's the

 

biggest hog I

 

ever heard.

 

And you know,

 

just the week

 

before I was

 

hunting up there

 

and I got chased

 

by a group

 

of 20 hogs.

 

I mean, they

 

charged me.

 

So I'm like, no,

 

I ain't getting

 

down right now.

 

And so I sat

 

there and waited.

 

And then I

 

realized I didn't

 

have my

 

flashlight.

 

And I'm like, son

 

of a God,

 

I gotta go.

 

It's time to go.

 

It's

 

getting real dark.

 

And so I go to

 

climb out and

 

whenever I

 

did again,

 

I hear

 

(growling)

 

and it would last

 

for like 30

 

seconds.

 

(laughing)

 

Every hair on the

 

back of my neck

 

stood up.

 

And so as soon as

 

it quit,

 

I realized

 

what it was.

 

I was hunting in

 

a duck, dried

 

over a duck

 

impoundment

 

right off

 

of a canal.

 

And there was

 

this

 

massive covert.

 

Well, inside that

 

covert was a

 

young male

 

alligator.

 

And he was doing

 

his mating call

 

and it amplified

 

through

 

the woods.

 

He sounded three

 

times bigger

 

than he was.

 

I'm telling you

 

right now,

 

it sounded like

 

it was Godzilla

 

walking through

 

the woods.

 

And you talk

 

about the hair on

 

the back

 

of your neck

 

standing up.

 

Not many things,

 

stuff

 

startles me,

 

but not many

 

things scare me.

 

I'm scared of my

 

wife whenever I

 

do

 

something wrong.

 

But when I get in

 

the outdoors, not

 

many

 

things scare me.

 

I'll get startled

 

for a second.

 

Like one time I

 

was taking

 

pictures of an

 

alligator.

 

I walked up on

 

the

 

alligator nest

 

and there was all

 

kinds of shells

 

laying there.

 

And I was like,

 

dude,

 

there's a tail.

 

And this tail was

 

bigger around

 

than my thigh.

 

And then all of a

 

sudden it

 

flipped around

 

and I fell down

 

and I was like,

 

oh dear Jesus,

 

I'm coming

 

to see you.

 

It's over with.

 

You know, I

 

thought the momma

 

gator had me.

 

She was coming to

 

get me, dude.

 

And she turned

 

around and went

 

right back down

 

into the water.

 

And I looked down

 

there and they

 

must've been,

 

I don't know, 80

 

to a hundred

 

little baby

 

alligators,

 

about six to

 

eight

 

inches long.

 

And I got a

 

picture of it.

 

I put it on

 

Facebook on

 

spare images.

 

And I'm telling

 

you right now,

 

that scared me.

 

I was scared.

 

Well, I haven't

 

been in, at least

 

in adult life.

 

I can't think of

 

an occasion

 

where I've been

 

really scared

 

outdoors,

 

but twice as a

 

kid, I found

 

myself lost.

 

Oh wow.

 

And that is

 

pretty scary.

 

One was when I

 

was way younger,

 

and it's a

 

humorous

 

story now.

 

Goodness, I had

 

to have been

 

probably eight.

 

And was at my

 

cousin's house up

 

in Sandy Hook,

 

Mississippi.

 

And we had gone,

 

me and my cousin

 

down

 

towards the field

 

and had some cow

 

fields way back

 

in the back

 

through some

 

woods for now,

 

bear in

 

mind, I'm eight.

 

I'm not familiar

 

with the

 

area at all.

 

I don't even

 

remember.

 

My cousin's from

 

being eight.

 

Yeah, we get

 

down there,

 

the cows are in

 

the wrong place

 

or something.

 

So my

 

cousin says,

 

"I gotta get

 

these cows run

 

back to the

 

other field."

 

You run back to

 

the house, tell

 

daddy to

 

come and help.

 

Well, I was like,

 

I don't know

 

which way

 

I'm going.

 

So he gave the

 

best outdoor

 

directions

 

ever given.

 

He said, "You see

 

those trees?

 

Just follow

 

those trees."

 

He'll never

 

follow trees.

 

Trees don't go

 

anywhere.

 

I took off

 

running

 

back towards

 

where I thought I

 

was

 

following the trees.

 

And it

 

wasn't too long.

 

I had no idea

 

where I was at.

 

I had no idea how

 

far I was from

 

anything

 

from eight

 

years old.

 

Of course, I

 

started probably

 

balling

 

and crying

 

and

 

hollering for help.

 

And eventually,

 

apparently I

 

wasn't too far

 

from much

 

because I come

 

around the corner

 

and there was my

 

cousin coming

 

back out

 

from the

 

cow field.

 

And he found me.

 

I told you.

 

(both laughing)

 

I don't remember

 

how all that

 

played out,

 

but I remember it

 

was terrifying as

 

a little kid

 

to suddenly, I

 

don't have a clue

 

which way to go.

 

And I know that

 

my uncle's house

 

is here

 

somewhere.

 

And I don't know

 

the rest of its

 

wilderness,

 

far as I know.

 

That was scary.

 

Another time I

 

was

 

probably 11 or 12

 

and me and two of

 

my buddies,

 

Russell

 

and Boogie.

 

But it was

 

really, as far as

 

I know to

 

this day,

 

that was Boogie's

 

name was Boogie.

 

So we hung out on

 

the creek

 

all the time,

 

about a quarter

 

of a mile down in

 

the woods

 

from my house.

 

Went down there

 

one day, we're

 

just

 

goofing around.

 

The trail was

 

flooded, so we

 

had to go around

 

the swamp.

 

Coming back out,

 

we lost it.

 

Somehow we're

 

just wandering

 

around in

 

the woods.

 

And so we're

 

lost again.

 

I wasn't as

 

scared that time.

 

Was that a couple

 

of guys with me?

 

Right.

 

But it was still

 

kind of scary

 

and it got really

 

dark on us.

 

My dad's running

 

through

 

the woods.

 

He went the other

 

way

 

looking for us.

 

He took a guess

 

and went the

 

wrong way.

 

And eventually we

 

just

 

wandered around.

 

Actually, I'll

 

tell you, just

 

straight up,

 

the reason I

 

think I found my

 

way out of there,

 

there was a point

 

where clarity

 

came to me

 

for some reason,

 

even as a

 

little kid.

 

And I realized,

 

hey, the

 

creek's here.

 

I know there's a

 

road that

 

parallels

 

it here.

 

There's probably

 

half a mile in

 

between the two

 

of them,

 

but we're in the

 

middle somewhere.

 

If we just go

 

away from

 

the creek,

 

we'll eventually

 

get to the road.

 

And that's

 

what we did.

 

We went that way

 

and I'm

 

leading the way

 

because they're

 

both a little bit

 

younger than me

 

and we found our

 

way out

 

to the road

 

and then walked

 

all the way

 

around the road.

 

Well, I found out

 

later on

 

that my dad was

 

running through

 

the woods.

 

My family wasn't

 

in church

 

at the time.

 

My dad was

 

running through

 

the woods the

 

other way.

 

And he stopped.

 

He said he

 

stopped at a

 

certain point

 

and he got down

 

on his

 

knees and said,

 

God, please get

 

my son

 

out of this.

 

If you get my son

 

out of this,

 

we will be in

 

church tomorrow.

 

It was Saturdays

 

and we'll be in

 

church tomorrow

 

morning.

 

And I have no way

 

to prove it,

 

but to me, I

 

think

 

that's the moment

 

that the

 

direction came

 

into my mind

 

was when my

 

dad prayed.

 

And we were in

 

church the next

 

morning.

 

Wow. Yep.

 

So I got a couple

 

of little

 

questions

 

like that

 

I'm gonna read

 

here in a minute.

 

That if you had

 

to survive

 

for a week

 

with just a knife

 

and a tarp, could

 

you do it?

 

Now guys, if

 

you're listening

 

to this,

 

log into the

 

Facebook page,

 

Prandtl Camp in

 

the Bushcraft

 

and answer some

 

of these

 

questions.

 

If you're

 

listening to it,

 

log in, type in

 

and say,

 

yes, I

 

could do it.

 

I could do this

 

or I

 

could do that.

 

Y'all, I mean,

 

y'all get in with

 

the

 

conversation too,

 

not just me and

 

Dave, but y'all

 

are invited too.

 

Yeah, I would

 

confidently

 

say yes,

 

contingent on

 

finding water.

 

And that's not a

 

big challenge in

 

our area.

 

I mean, you're

 

gonna find

 

some water.

 

And in a week,

 

even if I

 

couldn't find a

 

way to boil it.

 

Another thing you

 

mentioned

 

while ago,

 

you were

 

finding trash.

 

If I was here,

 

you look around,

 

you'll

 

find a bottle,

 

a can.

 

Beer cans

 

specifically.

 

Beer cans, figure

 

out a way

 

to make a

 

reflective

 

magnifier fire or

 

something

 

like that.

 

But even if, I

 

know it's a risk

 

and we're making

 

a week long

 

scenario.

 

If somehow I knew

 

at the end of the

 

week it was over,

 

I would drink

 

dirty water

 

before I thirsted

 

to death

 

or I dehydrated

 

and passed out.

 

Yes, and that's

 

one thing that a

 

lot of

 

people don't,

 

if you get

 

to the point,

 

it takes seven

 

to, I believe,

 

I think it was

 

seven to 11 days.

 

Seven to 11 or

 

seven to 14 days,

 

one to two weeks,

 

something like

 

that, for Giardia

 

to kick in

 

to give you the

 

diarrhea and all

 

that stuff.

 

Once that kicks

 

in, then that's

 

when it's life

 

threatening.

 

But like

 

you said--

 

You're probably

 

out by then.

 

Yes, probably out

 

by then.

 

And you ever seen

 

a TV show

 

out last?

 

I've never seen

 

that one.

 

Yeah, well it's

 

kind of like,

 

it's similar to

 

like Alone

 

or one of these

 

survival

 

type shows,

 

but they have one

 

girl on there

 

and she walked

 

around this

 

entire lake

 

to be with these

 

other people.

 

And when she did,

 

she drank some

 

dirty water

 

and then a week

 

later she got

 

sick and she had

 

to leave.

 

And so, you know,

 

but the whole

 

idea behind it,

 

and that's why

 

you carry a metal

 

container,

 

but with this, so

 

I'm gonna be

 

doing a video

 

here soon

 

where I'm trying

 

to find out, can

 

you, can you not,

 

can you boil

 

water in a tarp

 

or a paper bag,

 

a plastic bag or

 

something

 

like that?

 

So I'm gonna

 

figure that out.

 

And so I got a

 

video of that

 

coming up.

 

I've seen videos

 

of it done.

 

Really?

 

Yeah, Ziploc bag,

 

Well, I've seen

 

Ziploc bags.

 

And plastic bottle.

 

Because the water

 

inside keeps the

 

plastic from

 

melting.

 

And that's still

 

not a great idea.

 

It's better than

 

thirsting

 

to death.

 

Probably gonna

 

get cancer down a

 

root from it.

 

Well, here's the

 

thing about that

 

is that,

 

down the road,

 

you may

 

never come.

 

Yeah.

 

And you're

 

definitely gonna

 

die if you don't

 

drink water.

 

Yeah, you ever

 

die if you don't

 

drink the water,

 

but people in my

 

comment section

 

say that

 

all the time.

 

Like, oh my God,

 

that's got

 

PFAS and,

 

or whatever all

 

these things are.

 

It's like, you're

 

gonna die.

 

You're gonna have

 

cancer in

 

50 years.

 

Okay, well, at

 

least I

 

didn't die.

 

And in 50 years

 

now, I

 

will, you know?

 

Yeah. So.

 

A lot of these

 

things, I mean,

 

it's not the,

 

it's not the best

 

option that you

 

would do in the

 

kitchen,

 

but you see, you

 

know, out in the

 

woods and,

 

Yeah, you know,

 

a knife

 

and a tarp.

 

A tarp, I've seen

 

it time and

 

time again,

 

could be

 

fashioned, you

 

can make it

 

into a boat.

 

Yeah.

 

You can make it

 

into a boat, get

 

down the river

 

until you poke it

 

and then it

 

starts sinking.

 

(laughing) But, clear bodies

 

of water, open

 

bodies of water,

 

you can turn the

 

tarp into a boat.

 

All right, so you

 

have a

 

navigation way,

 

you know, a

 

navigating one

 

place or another.

 

A knife, you can

 

actually

 

cut down,

 

like up to two

 

inch diameter

 

trees

 

with a knife,

 

you know, and you

 

just cut it

 

at an angle,

 

ting, ting, ting,

 

ting, all

 

the way around

 

and then break

 

the tree.

 

Yeah.

 

And you can

 

cut a tree.

 

Bad for the knife

 

eventually,

 

because it's

 

gonna chip the

 

knife or

 

bend the knife

 

or whatever, but

 

it can be done.

 

So a knife is a

 

valuable thing

 

and I would love,

 

I mean, if I was

 

a knife

 

and a tarp,

 

yeah, I could

 

stay out

 

here for a week.

 

I could stay out

 

here for a week.

 

I mean, even, I

 

tell my kids all

 

the time

 

when they have

 

trouble with what

 

was cooked

 

for supper,

 

you can go three

 

weeks

 

without eating

 

before you get in

 

real trouble, so.

 

Yeah, you can go.

 

Jesus did

 

40 days.

 

Yeah.

 

Nah.

 

Here's one real

 

good question is,

 

what is one skill

 

you think

 

that everyone

 

thinks they have,

 

but really don't?

 

What is one skill

 

that a lot of

 

people believe

 

they can do

 

but really don't?

 

I don't know how

 

many people

 

actually think

 

they can do it,

 

but using sticks

 

to make fire.

 

Absolutely.

 

Everybody thinks

 

that they can do

 

it in an

 

emergency.

 

And you hear it

 

all the time.

 

There's like,

 

hey, I'll just

 

rub two sticks

 

together

 

and I'll

 

make a fire.

 

That doesn't work

 

like that.

 

It is not

 

that easy.

 

No.

 

That is the best

 

example ever.

 

Matter of fact,

 

I'm going with

 

your answer.

 

Yeah.

 

(laughing)

 

We took Tom Hanks

 

on that island,

 

you know.

 

He used the

 

firefly.

 

Eventually the

 

firefly.

 

And that

 

was a TV show.

 

Yeah.

 

Anyway, guys, I

 

really do.

 

I hope y'all are

 

enjoying this

 

little format

 

that we're doing

 

tonight.

 

You know, we're

 

out here camping.

 

Got a fire going

 

right here.

 

And we just sit

 

here asking

 

questions

 

and just enjoying

 

each other's

 

company.

 

And it's like 11

 

o'clock at night.

 

(laughing)

 

So I got a couple

 

of questions on a

 

different

 

subject.

 

And I think you

 

already touched

 

on one was,

 

what is one

 

lesson that the

 

outdoors

 

has taught you

 

about God?

 

Sust, I say the

 

right word.

 

He sustains.

 

He takes care of,

 

I mean, you just

 

look at the world

 

and being in the

 

outdoors.

 

It's an organized

 

system of

 

the trees.

 

Even take these

 

leaves and jump

 

on the ground

 

that's fallen and

 

that's turning

 

back into dirt

 

and fertilizing

 

the trees which

 

grow up.

 

And then that's a

 

house for the

 

birds and the

 

wildlife

 

and all

 

that stuff.

 

And it all fits

 

together.

 

Creation

 

glorifies God.

 

Yes it does.

 

When you look at

 

how it all fits

 

together

 

out here,

 

I mean, the human

 

body is another

 

great example.

 

I mean, it just

 

screams creator.

 

Even though some

 

people

 

don't realize

 

the true

 

living God.

 

But you can't

 

look in nature in

 

my opinion

 

and say, wow,

 

this is just some

 

kind of random

 

accident.

 

Right.

 

Wow.

 

So one lesson

 

that the outdoors

 

has taught me

 

is that I am not

 

as significant as

 

I like to think

 

that I am.

 

I am not as big

 

and bad as I

 

think that I

 

really am.

 

And I think that

 

can apply to a

 

lot of people

 

and a lot of

 

situations too.

 

When it comes to

 

the

 

outdoors and God,

 

you are

 

but a speck.

 

Yeah.

 

In the grand

 

scheme of things.

 

But you're made

 

in his image.

 

That's right.

 

You're a very

 

important speck.

 

You are a very

 

important speck

 

and he values a

 

relationship

 

with you.

 

But when it comes

 

to the great

 

outdoors

 

and it has taught

 

me that I am not

 

as significant

 

as I really think

 

that I am

 

sometimes.

 

So when is a time

 

that you felt

 

closest to God

 

out in the

 

wilderness?

 

Have you

 

ever had a time

 

where you felt

 

closer to God

 

outdoors?

 

Yeah, sure.

 

I tell you, how

 

far in the

 

wilderness you

 

have to be?

 

You don't

 

have to be.

 

Okay.

 

I mean, it's just

 

like outdoors.

 

And say

 

wilderness but--

 

This is where God

 

be, okay.

 

This is the time.

 

And it's just a

 

random thing.

 

So given time, I

 

can probably

 

think of more

 

occasions.

 

But I used to

 

drive 18 wheelers

 

and I was over

 

somewhere in

 

South Louisiana

 

sitting at a

 

plant waiting to

 

get a load,

 

wanted to be

 

home, frustrated.

 

But there was a

 

canal

 

right there.

 

It may have

 

been a river

 

that we were

 

sitting

 

right beside.

 

But I just got

 

out of my truck.

 

I got my Bible.

 

I went over there

 

and sat down by

 

that water.

 

There's something

 

about

 

water to me.

 

And got by that

 

water and

 

sat still

 

and just read

 

some Bible.

 

And man, that

 

was, that's all

 

the elements.

 

I was outside.

 

I wasn't camping.

 

I wasn't doing

 

anything

 

outdoorsy.

 

Right.

 

I was on the edge

 

of a chemical

 

plant or

 

something.

 

But I found a

 

place, a calm,

 

serene place.

 

Calm,

 

still place.

 

By the water, had

 

the word with me

 

and just sat and

 

had some time

 

with God

 

for a minute.

 

And that's just

 

always

 

stuck out to me.

 

I was, I took the

 

boys, no, it

 

wasn't the boys.

 

It was a mentor.

 

We went to a

 

mentor, first

 

mentor's retreat

 

in North Georgia.

 

And I was walking

 

through

 

the hills.

 

And I can

 

remember sitting

 

at the waterfall.

 

They got

 

this big rock.

 

And I know you've

 

seen it,

 

and I'm

 

describing it for

 

these guys.

 

They get this big

 

rock that

 

overlooks this

 

waterfall.

 

And it's about,

 

what

 

would you say?

 

60, 80 feet up

 

above, or if not

 

a little taller

 

or whatever.

 

It's a beautiful

 

picture.

 

And actually I

 

do, that picture

 

actually made it

 

in the book.

 

And I can

 

remember sitting

 

there and

 

praying.

 

And I just felt

 

like I was so

 

close to him in

 

that moment.

 

And it was all

 

because I was in

 

his creation.

 

And you go back

 

and you think

 

about it

 

to where,

 

you know, where

 

Adam and

 

Eve was here

 

and God walked

 

with them daily

 

in the evening,

 

in the cool of

 

the evening, and

 

walked with them.

 

And it makes you

 

want to be like,

 

you want that

 

closeness

 

with him.

 

And when you get

 

out there and

 

you're

 

sitting there

 

and you're

 

looking at

 

all nature

 

and all the

 

outdoors and

 

stuff like that,

 

and it happens,

 

and oh man, it's

 

just, it's

 

amazing stuff.

 

It's

 

amazing stuff.

 

So do you think

 

that being

 

outdoors

 

changes a man?

 

Why or why not?

 

And this is not

 

necessarily just

 

like a faith,

 

but it's more

 

like a life type

 

question.

 

Like, do you

 

believe that

 

being outdoors,

 

going outdoors

 

all the time,

 

learning new

 

skills outdoors

 

that it can

 

change you?

 

Yeah, I do.

 

With the caveat

 

that it's not for

 

everybody.

 

I mean, they're,

 

you know, people

 

have

 

personalities

 

and some people

 

are city people,

 

some people are

 

country people

 

like we are.

 

And, you know,

 

they've got

 

their things

 

that connect them

 

with God

 

and bring them

 

serenity and

 

growth and stuff.

 

But for us, I

 

think it

 

does a lot.

 

For one thing,

 

even though we

 

both got

 

our phones

 

in our pocket and

 

stuff, and we

 

have cell

 

signal here,

 

it is still,

 

you're getting

 

out of the

 

rat race,

 

pulling back from

 

it a little bit,

 

breathing some

 

fresh air with a

 

little

 

smoke in it.

 

And it just, it's

 

grounding.

 

Breathe in some

 

fresh smoke with

 

a little air.

 

Yeah,

 

sometimes, yeah.

 

Which way the

 

breeze is

 

blowing.

 

Yep.

 

So we got some,

 

what's the

 

dumbest injury

 

or accident

 

you've ever had

 

outside or

 

in the woods?

 

All right.

 

Only creek, the

 

same creek that

 

my buddies and I

 

were lost on when

 

I was 10.

 

Years later, me

 

and Golly had to

 

be two other guys

 

in our early

 

twenties.

 

Went back there

 

to that same

 

creek to go

 

swimming.

 

And we had a rope

 

swing on a little

 

tree across

 

the creek.

 

Bear in mind,

 

this is still

 

coming

 

from the same,

 

about the

 

same place.

 

It was a good

 

quarter to a

 

third of a mile

 

walk back.

 

And so I'm

 

deciding to go up

 

this angled tree

 

to go out to get

 

the rope to pull

 

it back in.

 

Well, about three

 

quarters of the

 

way up, I

 

fell out.

 

Now I'm about 10

 

feet in the air.

 

And I landed on a

 

cypress knot that

 

was about

 

two inches

 

under the water

 

right on my

 

tailbone.

 

Bow!

 

Thought I had

 

died right there.

 

So I had to swim

 

across the creek,

 

which thankfully

 

wasn't very wide.

 

Lay there in the

 

cold water

 

for a while

 

until I could

 

move again.

 

And then walk my

 

way with a

 

severely bruised

 

and probably

 

broken, but I was

 

too embarrassed

 

to go to the

 

doctor tailbone.

 

Yeah, missed some

 

work and

 

everything.

 

So that was a,

 

that was the job.

 

Missed some work

 

and everything.

 

Wow.

 

By far, that one

 

came right to me.

 

Let's see, I'm

 

trying to think.

 

I don't have a

 

stupid injury.

 

Silly injury.

 

The only thing I

 

could think of is

 

reaching down

 

and grabbing the

 

lid off of a cast

 

iron pot

 

with my hands.

 

Stuff like that,

 

but not nothing

 

with a

 

fancy story

 

like yours, that

 

was pretty good.

 

I'll give you a

 

fire one too.

 

I was, again,

 

most of the dumb

 

stuff

 

happened to me

 

when I was a kid.

 

Thankfully I got

 

a little smarter

 

when I was older.

 

But so probably

 

there again, 10,

 

11, 12 years old

 

somewhere.

 

I used to camp in

 

the backyard, I'd

 

look tent,

 

I'd camp in the

 

backyard, have a

 

little campfire.

 

I mean, I was

 

like right behind

 

the house.

 

I'd be really

 

backyard camping.

 

It was fields

 

back there, so

 

what a

 

neighborhood,

 

but it was a

 

backyard.

 

Anyway, so I had

 

a little fire and

 

I had a stick

 

and I had a

 

polyester or

 

something shirt

 

wrapped around

 

this stick.

 

And I was playing

 

in the

 

fire with it.

 

Never do that.

 

While I noticed

 

if you ever burnt

 

polyester

 

on a stick,

 

it'll start

 

dripping and it's

 

burning

 

all the way.

 

(imitates explosion)

 

That's when it

 

makes no sound.

 

It makes no sound.

 

Yeah, it sounds.

 

(imitates explosion)

 

So I was shaking

 

it and the shirt

 

come loose,

 

flipped around,

 

some of that

 

polyester landed

 

on my arm.

 

And so now it's

 

on my

 

shirt on fire.

 

What do they tell

 

you if you're on

 

fire when

 

you're a kid?

 

Stop dropping roll. Stop

 

dropping roll.

 

I jumped.

 

Now I'm standing

 

on a terrace row

 

that's about two

 

feet high.

 

So rather than

 

just drop, I

 

jumped, flew

 

through the air

 

about three or

 

four feet,

 

down on the

 

ground, rolling.

 

That does nothing

 

for polyester on

 

your sleeve

 

burning,

 

by the way,

 

rolling.

 

Because finally

 

I'd come

 

to my senses

 

and just patted

 

it out with

 

something

 

and didn't burn

 

myself to pieces.

 

Made the mistake

 

of telling my dad

 

about it.

 

I could have got

 

away with it

 

completely.

 

Scott free.

 

But you got in

 

trouble.

 

Well, you know, I

 

got the old.

 

You learned your

 

lesson, didn't

 

you boy?

 

Yeah, son, I

 

thought you were

 

smarter

 

than that.

 

I'm off to

 

the flame.

 

Look at that,

 

that's crazy.

 

First time I've

 

ever seen that.

 

Did you fly right

 

in there?

 

I flew right up

 

to the flame and

 

then he flew

 

around it

 

and then he went

 

over to

 

the light.

 

So what is the

 

worst camp meal

 

you ever ate?

 

You know, camp

 

food is

 

always good.

 

Almost no

 

matter what.

 

I don't think

 

I've ever had a

 

really bad one.

 

I know, I agree

 

with you.

 

But in the Boy

 

Scouts, we did

 

something

 

and maybe it was

 

okay then.

 

We took cans, we

 

were told to

 

bring

 

canned food.

 

And I think we're

 

maybe doing a

 

little float trip

 

on the inner

 

tubes or

 

something,

 

or I don't know

 

exactly what

 

we're doing.

 

We're supposed to

 

bring canned food

 

to eat for lunch.

 

But what we're

 

gonna do is take,

 

where you take

 

the can most of

 

the way off,

 

bend it back and

 

then use that as

 

a handle

 

and stick it in

 

the fire.

 

Well, you know, I

 

brought corn.

 

I brought a can

 

of corn.

 

And then my

 

friends were

 

actually jealous.

 

"Oh, I didn't

 

need anything to

 

bring corn."

 

But now I realize

 

there's plastic

 

liners in

 

those cans

 

and that's not a

 

great idea.

 

Now this would

 

have been the

 

late 1980s.

 

So maybe they

 

didn't have

 

plastic liners in

 

the cans yet.

 

I don't know.

 

I've done that so

 

many times,

 

warmed up the

 

biggum cans on

 

the stove or

 

whatever.

 

And it's crazy.

 

So mine is,

 

I'm saying,

 

I'm trying to

 

think what was

 

the worst.

 

The worst

 

canned food.

 

Because I

 

usually, I cook

 

pretty good

 

when I go out

 

into the woods.

 

Yeah, but you

 

have a

 

armadillo and...

 

Yes.

 

All right.

 

So actually, all

 

right, well,

 

we'll do that.

 

So I was on

 

this river

 

and an armadillo

 

walked up in camp

 

and I

 

dispatched him

 

and I skinned him

 

out and I threw

 

him in a pot

 

and I boiled him

 

down and I made

 

armadillas stew.

 

Armadillas stew.

 

And I'm telling

 

you now, it was

 

actually good.

 

It was delicious.

 

It was not

 

bad at all.

 

And I mean, it's

 

not bad.

 

(laughing)

 

I guess that's

 

not a great

 

answer for that

 

question.

 

No, it's not.

 

I can't think of

 

anything.

 

You know what's

 

funny is because

 

there's no

 

horrible

 

food to me.

 

Yeah.

 

You know, to me,

 

there's no

 

horrible food.

 

You know, unless

 

somebody showed

 

up at this camp

 

and did Brussels

 

sprouts

 

on kebabs,

 

I am not eating

 

your Brussels

 

sprouts, dude.

 

It's not

 

gonna happen.

 

That's the only

 

food I won't eat.

 

Really?

 

Other than that,

 

I'll eat anything

 

that eats me.

 

You know, tries

 

to eat me,

 

you know?

 

I'm not, I'm

 

not, uh-uh.

 

So if you could

 

have any animal

 

as a survival

 

companion,

 

what would it be?

 

That's a stupid

 

question.

 

That's a stupid

 

question.

 

Okay, but is it

 

just, I need more

 

details there.

 

Is it just a

 

random animal?

 

Is it a trained

 

survival animal?

 

Oh, come on.

 

I can only give

 

you whatever day.

 

If you could have

 

any animal, any

 

is the key word.

 

All right.

 

As a survival

 

companion.

 

Okay, survival

 

companion.

 

What would it be?

 

Hawk.

 

A hawk?

 

That's Hawk.

 

I seen a guy, a

 

falconer before.

 

Yeah, but that

 

was a

 

falcon, not a hawk.

 

No, it's

 

just Hawk.

 

They call it

 

falconry, but

 

it's Hawk.

 

He had Harris

 

Hawks and

 

Red-tailed Hawks.

 

And the thing was

 

trained.

 

It would come

 

right

 

back to him.

 

It would fly and

 

catch squirrels

 

and bring

 

them to him.

 

I mean, it

 

was, yeah.

 

It's the way he

 

did with these.

 

He took a

 

squirrel hunting,

 

squirrel and

 

rabbit hunting

 

with this Hawk.

 

So if I have

 

anything I can

 

have a...

 

I would

 

bring Ranger.

 

I would never go

 

hungry because

 

I'd eat all the

 

turtles.

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

 

He's a turtler.

 

He loves, he will

 

find every turtle

 

in the yard.

 

He will find any

 

turtle anywhere.

 

Now his big thing

 

is, I got a

 

catfish pond at

 

the house.

 

And so I've been

 

feeding

 

the catfish

 

and the catfish

 

come up, stick

 

their heads out

 

and they're

 

sitting there

 

walking around

 

with their mouth

 

open, gobbling up

 

all these

 

little things.

 

He thinks he's

 

gonna get them.

 

So he gets out

 

there and he

 

swims around

 

trying to

 

catch them.

 

He's swimming in

 

circles trying to

 

catch a fish.

 

I need to make a

 

video on that.

 

He's gonna get

 

one one day,

 

won't you?

 

Well, I wish, I

 

hope he does.

 

So we're gonna

 

move on to a

 

couple more

 

questions

 

and then we're

 

gonna wrap this

 

thing up.

 

So if you could

 

leave one piece

 

of advice,

 

hold on, lost my

 

question.

 

If you could

 

leave one piece

 

of advice

 

for your

 

grandkids about

 

living outdoors,

 

what would it be?

 

Hmm.

 

I don't guess you

 

can just

 

say do it.

 

Learn it.

 

Learn it, that's

 

a good one.

 

Take a bushcraft

 

course somewhere,

 

take a campfire

 

course somewhere,

 

pick up a book or

 

a YouTube video.

 

Yeah. Just get out

 

there, man.

 

That's a, yeah.

 

Yeah, it seems

 

what gets me is

 

back in the day

 

when we were

 

kids, they didn't

 

call them

 

shelters.

 

They were

 

called forts.

 

Yeah, I had forts all over the place.

 

We built some of

 

them amazing

 

forts growing up.

 

Well, mine would

 

be to teach my

 

grandkids

 

since I

 

just had one.

 

I got my first

 

grandbaby.

 

He's five months

 

old today

 

actually,

 

I think.

 

Tomorrow,

 

tomorrow he'll be

 

five months old.

 

And I just give

 

him a copy

 

of my book.

 

Yeah.

 

(laughing) That's cheating.

 

No, me and him's

 

gonna have

 

fun, dude.

 

Me and him's

 

gonna

 

learn a lot.

 

He's gonna

 

learn a lot.

 

I was actually

 

doing the

 

FaceTime with him

 

while I was

 

cooking dinner.

 

And I was showing

 

my son the fire

 

and the grandbaby

 

heard my voice

 

and was like

 

hooping and

 

hollering,

 

laughing,

 

you know?

 

It's crazy.

 

But grandkids are

 

something

 

else, dude.

 

So what's one

 

thing

 

people get wrong

 

about camping or

 

survival?

 

Hmm.

 

What's one thing?

 

I don't know.

 

Can I go back to

 

the previous

 

question just for

 

a second

 

and then we'll

 

hit that one?

 

Just another

 

thing that I was

 

thinking about.

 

I am not a

 

Greenpeace tree

 

hugger by

 

any means.

 

But we need to

 

teach the next

 

generations

 

to cherish the

 

outdoors and to

 

take care of it.

 

So that, you

 

know, so be I

 

wish more people

 

would teach their

 

grandkids not to

 

trash the

 

outdoors

 

Yeah, don't

 

litter it,

 

enjoy it.

 

I vote for people

 

that want to

 

protect it.

 

And I know that

 

gets into a whole

 

political

 

spectrum

 

of things, you

 

know, but,

 

I think that was

 

the problem for a

 

long time was

 

so many people

 

were ingrained in

 

the outdoors

 

in

 

generations before

 

that they didn't

 

think about the

 

destruction

 

that was

 

coming on it.

 

So they weren't

 

teaching our

 

generations

 

coming up,

 

hey, you need to

 

take care

 

of this.

 

But that's

 

something that

 

needs to be

 

passed on.

 

Yeah, I thought

 

about that a

 

little bit

 

in the book,

 

you know, don't

 

handle it

 

too much,

 

but you know, you

 

need to cherish

 

what you do have

 

because it can be

 

taken away

 

from you.

 

Yeah.

 

You look at it

 

this way,

 

you got wildlife

 

management areas

 

all over

 

the place,

 

especially here

 

in South

 

Mississippi where

 

they gone in and

 

they've cut down

 

all the trees,

 

you know.

 

I realize while

 

they're doing it,

 

they're trying to

 

make habitat for

 

other species,

 

non-target animal

 

species,

 

you know,

 

but they need,

 

you got to

 

cherish it,

 

you have to take

 

care of it.

 

In these places,

 

even places

 

like this,

 

when you get out

 

here, pick up

 

your trot lines

 

and your hooks,

 

pick up

 

your trash,

 

don't throw your

 

big glass

 

bottles.

 

You know, it's a

 

shame that you

 

can't even walk

 

on a river

 

because glass

 

gets cut in your

 

feet, you know.

 

So what was the

 

next question?

 

So the next

 

question was,

 

what's one thing

 

people get wrong

 

about camping or

 

survival?

 

Hmm.

 

Well, camping,

 

and I think

 

people learn this

 

pretty quick.

 

They don't

 

consider the

 

difficulty and

 

the discomfort.

 

So they come out

 

with the idea

 

that you're just

 

gonna go out

 

and get a great

 

night's sleep

 

just like

 

you do at home

 

and everything's

 

gonna be, no,

 

it's not

 

about that.

 

And that actually

 

turns a lot of

 

people off

 

from camping, is

 

coming out and

 

they didn't,

 

they didn't take

 

into

 

consideration

 

how tough it was

 

gonna be.

 

For us, that's

 

part of the game.

 

That makes it

 

fun, you know,

 

but that's just

 

not the same for

 

some people.

 

And I think if

 

they just would

 

have the

 

right mindset

 

going in that,

 

you know, I'm

 

sleeping in a

 

hammock,

 

and I'm probably

 

not gonna sleep

 

as good as I do

 

at home,

 

but that's okay,

 

it's part of the

 

whole experience.

 

So for me, this

 

question is what

 

is one thing

 

that people get

 

wrong about

 

camping or

 

survival is

 

you have to

 

practice with

 

your gear.

 

Yeah.

 

If you don't

 

practice with

 

your gear,

 

you won't know

 

how to use it.

 

And if you don't

 

know how

 

to use it,

 

then it's gonna

 

contribute, like

 

you're saying,

 

you're gonna have

 

a miserable time.

 

Yeah.

 

If you don't, and

 

I say it time and

 

time again

 

and I'm teaching

 

kids how to use a

 

ferro rod,

 

all right,

 

they'll

 

willy-nilly just

 

strike it,

 

and, you know, it

 

looked like a

 

Roman candle

 

going off,

 

but there's no

 

method or

 

madness to it

 

until you finally

 

show them

 

how to do it.

 

And, you know, if

 

you don't teach,

 

you don't learn

 

how to do some of

 

the things

 

on the outdoors,

 

then you're not

 

gonna enjoy it.

 

And we get it all

 

the time in the

 

primitive camping

 

and bushcraft

 

group on

 

Facebook,

 

if people's like,

 

"Hey, I'm new

 

here," you know,

 

and post a

 

picture of

 

something

 

and say,

 

"Hey, what

 

about this?"

 

You know, and

 

they're like,

 

"Hey, there ain't

 

nothing wrong

 

with it."

 

And that's one

 

thing that people

 

get wrong too,

 

is that there's

 

no wrong way to

 

do anything.

 

Sort of going

 

into the woods

 

and cutting down

 

every green tree

 

but that goes

 

right back to

 

what

 

you're saying

 

while I go about

 

respecting nature

 

and respecting

 

the place,

 

but there's no

 

wrong way to do

 

anything.

 

There's an

 

end result,

 

and if you get to

 

the end result,

 

you're good.

 

And there's 14

 

million, you've

 

heard the phrase,

 

there's more than

 

one way to

 

skin a cat.

 

There's 14

 

million ways to

 

start a fire.

 

There's 14

 

million ways.

 

I use Blackbeard

 

Fire Stars,

 

love them.

 

I also picked up

 

a pack of $2.58

 

char grill,

 

whatever, char,

 

whatever,

 

and you know,

 

from a salvage

 

store and they

 

work just fine.

 

That's why we

 

started

 

this fire.

 

There's no wrong

 

way to do it.

 

Don't let

 

somebody come in

 

and tell you

 

it has to be done

 

this way because

 

it does not.

 

It does not.

 

I see

 

that so much.

 

So,

 

(laughs)

 

give me the top

 

three

 

pieces of gear

 

you wouldn't

 

leave home

 

without, go.

 

That

 

should be the,

 

I assume when

 

we're coming

 

outside,

 

same thing.

 

Spit it out, just

 

spit it out.

 

Top three pieces

 

of gear.

 

Cell phone,

 

pocket knife.

 

(laughs)

 

We heard it here

 

first, ladies and

 

gentlemen.

 

Container.

 

(laughs)

 

Heard it here

 

first, the cell

 

phone and

 

pocket knife.

 

If I'm coming

 

outside, the

 

three things

 

that I want

 

is a knife, a

 

metal container,

 

and a

 

piece of rope.

 

That goes right

 

back to where we

 

were at the

 

beginning.

 

I think you said

 

you wanted a

 

shelter.

 

You

 

wanted a tarp.

 

Yeah.

 

Yeah, but I mean,

 

seriously though,

 

your phone,

 

now, it's gear.

 

You know

 

what I mean?

 

Yeah.

 

We don't always

 

think about it

 

that way,

 

but I mean, it

 

does a lot

 

for them.

 

We have maps,

 

downloaded maps

 

of the creek that

 

we're on.

 

It's always

 

in my pocket.

 

So when you're

 

talking about

 

your top three,

 

that's pretty

 

much your EDC, your

 

everyday carry.

 

And that's pretty

 

much what I'm

 

carrying

 

every day

 

is my cell phone,

 

my watch,

 

and my knife.

 

EDC.

 

Yeah.

 

So,

 

one thing that I

 

would highly

 

recommend people,

 

what you say in

 

cell

 

phone is that

 

the battery is

 

going to go out.

 

Yeah.

 

One thing I do

 

recommend is

 

people actually

 

getting a compass

 

and learning how

 

to use an

 

compass.

 

Getting a

 

topographical

 

map,

 

and figuring out

 

how to use the

 

topographical

 

map.

 

And I'll try, if

 

I

 

remember, you know,

 

because I won't

 

start editing

 

this till

 

Thursday or Friday,

 

but if I remember

 

when we get home,

 

to put the link

 

into this place,

 

I mentioned it in

 

the book,

 

I forget the name

 

of the website,

 

the most thorough

 

and amazing

 

explanation of

 

how to use

 

a compass

 

and a map I've

 

ever seen.

 

And I was in the

 

military,

 

you know,

 

and this place

 

did a jam up job.

 

And so I'll put that link in there. I'd be interested

 

in seeing

 

that myself.

 

If I could tell

 

you guys anything

 

is to get you a

 

compass and a map

 

and learn

 

how to use it.

 

Last question for

 

the night.

 

And we'll be

 

wrapping this up

 

because we've

 

been doing it for

 

one hour.

 

What is your

 

dream

 

camping trip?

 

(whistling)

 

I would like to,

 

I would like to

 

do one of those

 

trips in Canada

 

or Alaska,

 

where you fly out

 

to a remote lake

 

on a float plane

 

and in a canoe or

 

something.

 

And I don't want

 

to do, it doesn't

 

sound

 

appealing to me.

 

You need to just

 

team up with Jim

 

and Ted Baird.

 

No, you know,

 

because actually

 

they do,

 

I've seen some of

 

the guys,

 

you know,

 

they'll do the

 

portages,

 

you know,

 

where

 

they're making,

 

they're going a

 

pathway somewhere

 

is a journey.

 

So they're gonna

 

fly up there and

 

then they

 

can canoe.

 

And then they got

 

to carry

 

the canoe.

 

I'm just fine.

 

Pick me a good

 

lake and I'll

 

just set up a

 

camp right there.

 

Fish in

 

that lake.

 

And I'll see you

 

when you come

 

back and get me.

 

Yeah, yeah.

 

Set up a date and

 

come back

 

and get me.

 

Yes.

 

Give me great big

 

bear barrels of

 

food and stuff

 

and all the

 

things I need.

 

And that would,

 

that'd be my

 

dream

 

camping trip.

 

So I went, I

 

lived in Alaska

 

and Mason, my

 

youngest,

 

was, he was three

 

years old

 

and I took him on

 

his first

 

camping trip.

 

And Logan,

 

he was eight.

 

Yeah, he was

 

eight years old

 

at the time.

 

And we were

 

driving, I had a

 

1982 model

 

Ford Ranger four

 

wheel drive.

 

And we was

 

driving back

 

through there

 

and the creek was

 

frozen

 

over, you know,

 

but it was still

 

the springtime,

 

but it was kind

 

of frozen over.

 

And the only

 

problem is,

 

is that I

 

couldn't see how

 

deep it was.

 

In Alaska,

 

generally the

 

rivers and creeks

 

are not

 

very deep.

 

They're

 

really not.

 

But so I'm going

 

out through there

 

and I go

 

and they said,

 

oh man, we drove

 

through it

 

yesterday.

 

It was fine.

 

You know, I

 

said, okay.

 

So I get there

 

and the first

 

thing I do

 

is fall in

 

and water comes

 

up to the

 

windshield.

 

I'm like,

 

oh my God.

 

And then I just

 

kept on driving.

 

And that's as

 

deep as it got.

 

And I just went

 

right on

 

through it.

 

And then we get

 

out there,

 

but I'm telling

 

you now,

 

that was the

 

best, most

 

memorable camping

 

trip I've

 

ever had.

 

We were camping

 

on a

 

glacier in Alaska.

 

And it was

 

amazing.

 

It was amazing.

 

But my biggest

 

number one thing

 

I want to do is,

 

me and my

 

brothers have

 

always wanted to

 

A, go peacock

 

bass fishing in

 

the Amazon.

 

South

 

America, yeah.

 

Or B, take the

 

donkeys and ride

 

the pack mules

 

up the top of the

 

mountains

 

and go fly

 

fishing for a

 

golden trout or

 

whatever trout.

 

And we were

 

actually going to

 

do that,

 

but the guide,

 

his mom got sick

 

and

 

canceled the trip.

 

We canceled the trip.

 

So we

 

couldn't go do it.

 

But I wish we'd

 

have gone through

 

with that.

 

That was in

 

Colorado.

 

So anyway,

 

that's it.

 

Ladies and

 

gentlemen, thank

 

y'all so much.

 

I hope y'all

 

enjoyed this.

 

I've enjoyed the

 

fire out of it.

 

What about

 

you, Davey?

 

No, no, I'm

 

kidding.

 

This was

 

awesome, yeah.

 

I had a

 

great time.

 

First time I ever

 

done a podcast

 

from a campsite

 

on the river on

 

the camping trip.

 

Thanks for

 

sitting around

 

the fire

 

with me today.

 

If this episode

 

gave you

 

something to

 

think about,

 

if it helped you

 

feel a little bit

 

more prepared

 

or it even

 

stirred your

 

faith a tiny bit,

 

go ahead and

 

share it with

 

someone else

 

who might need it

 

as well.

 

We don't go

 

camping, run away

 

from life.

 

We come out here

 

to slow down and

 

to recharge.

 

So grab another

 

log, throw it on

 

the fire,

 

and remember

 

this, in all your

 

ways,

 

acknowledge him

 

and he will

 

direct your path.

 

I'll see

 

you next time.

 

God bless ya.